Stolen Shoes!

What???!!!! They were on the floor of my dining room this morning!

I say that makes them Fair Game!

Minimum Wage Shoes

I am making Federal Minimum Wage today, courtesy of my ever-lovin' Governator. By my calculations, I owe the State about 12 minutes an hour worth of Auditing work based upon the $7.25 an hour wage.

I was thinking I could maybe E-bay off some of my shoes to delay the time my family might end up homeless on the street at that wage.

Then, I thought, "No...if I must be a bag lady, gosh-darn-it, I am at least going to be one with cute shoes!!"

Hmmm....I wonder if I have a pair to accessorize a shopping cart?